Today on Twitter...

RT @funnyoneliners Every Olympic event should include one average person competing, for reference. RT @scottsimpson

RT @lokay Raises for everyone! (Nah, but times are good!) “@EarlyReturns: NRCC buys $142K in Pgh (TV) market around Labor Day; DCCC $301K Oct. 12-13”

RT @kevinmd Is Susan G. Komen wrong about mammograms? http://goo.gl/fb/iE1q5

RT @organizedwisdom Teaching Your Kids About Sex: Do's and Don'ts: Who, what, where, when, why, and how to talk sex with your child. http://bit.ly/RiCiMv

RT @KDPomp Lots of people dont like moving Burnett up in rotation. I think it is the Right move..best pitcher against team ur chasing

RT @NBCNewsHealth How a neat freak and a slob can live in peacehttp://on.today.com/MV4Kn1

RT @AllergiesGuide FDA approves first generic versions of Singulair to treat asthma, allergies http://sns.mx/OKhky7

RT @parenting .@MyBrownBaby on why breastfeeding program Latch On NYC is bad for moms. http://bit.ly/RhzjzM

RT @NBCNewsHealth CDC: New flu strain can spread at state fairs http://nbcnews.to/MV2CeZ

RT @besthealthmag The scariest illnesses are the ones without symptoms. You may not even know you have these 8 health conditions http://shout.lt/bW3u

RT @goodhealth Why are otherwise nice people so darn mean on online? Science thinks it has the answer here! http://ow.ly/cIvvz

RT @RunningQuotes "Relish the bad #training runs. Without them it's difficult to recognize, much less appreciate, the good ones."~Pat Teske

RT @Skepticscalpel BMJ OpEd says Komen ads about mammography & breast cancer survival are false. http://is.gd/8Hbf0V

RT @GreatestQuotes "Anyone who angers you conquers you." - Elizabeth Kenny

RT @lokay Sad but true. “@lucylcb: I cannot believe trampoline is an Olympic sport, and baseball is not #Olympics #fail”